12.27.00
In reading my first article, I realized that I was too tough on my second favorite team.  Keeping that in
mind, I would like to change my prediction...Rams 26 Saints 21.  However, this week is a different story.  
JoJo "The Greek" had a vision, it was just on the wrong week...God's Team 38 Rams 28.  To take a step
away from sports this week, I would like to share with all of you my holiday traveling experience.  
Everything went fine as I went to see my brother in Boston, it was the return home that was a bitch.  My
day started at Boston airport at 1pm est, and ended in Kansas City at 2am cst.  I have now declared
Detroit "The armpit of the United States."  I had very little time to make my connection in Detroit as I
found out when the connection bitch, I mean lady, told me that the connecting flight was at C10 and I was
at Gate G5 with less than ten minutes to make it.  As out of shape as I am, I made it by 7:58, but the flight
left at 7:55 - the one fucking flight that was on time the whole day, go figure.  So a new ticket bitch gives
me two options: they could put me up in a hotel and I could leave in the morning, or I could fly to
Minneapolis then to Kansas City and get in about midnight.  Since I had to work the next day, I didn't
have a choice.  SOOO, as I am waiting for my flight to Minnesota, I tell my story to some lady who was
also waiting.  She proceeds to tell me that the last time she was put up in a hotel by the airline (Northwest
by the way, I strongly recommend flying something else) that the hotel had a whore house in the back.  I
thought she was kidding, but then I find out that she's not, so I'm thinking: "Stupid, Stupid, Stupid!!"  In
conclusion, Saints will win, holiday traveling sucks, Detroit = "armpit" of America.
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