"The Greek" has returned!! Granted he has just been too lazy to complete an article, but none the less, he
is back. As you are reading this article, I will be on a flight to the city that makes America great. A city
that was
built on American principles, American virtues, and hookers. That town is.........as Clark Griswald would
put it, "Vegas, Vegas, Vegas." That's right "The Greek" has decided to take his skills to the national level.
All
these handicappers aren't going to know what hit them.
The obvious reason why "The Greek" would be taking this trip is for the hookers. But, believe it or not,
its for the strippers as well. What I meant to say is, I'm taking this trip for the spring break co-eds. Ok,
Ok, we are
obviously going to bet on the NCAA tournament.
Vegas is the greatest place to watch these games much less bet on these games. Who else in the world
would ever give a shit if Duke beats Monmouth by 40 instead of 45? Vegas does. Who else would give
a shit if the total score of the game was 149 points instead of 151 points? Vegas does. Who else gives a
shit that the halftime score totaled 85 and Duke was up over 20? Vegas does. This is what makes
America great, not to mention the hookers. This monument of a town also has another great landmark,
Josh Roberts
virginity. The boy won at craps, the rest of the story should tell itself.
In conclusion, there will only be one #1 seed in the final, Duke. They will play Maryland in the Final
Four. The other game will be Arizona and Florida. Arizona will defeat Duke in the finals. Sleeper wise,
watch out for three teams, Providence, Gonzaga, and the three point bombers from Hawaii. At least two
of those three will be in the Sweet 16. "The Greek" has spoken.