Clark's Corner Archives VI
	Well, "The Greek" has returned from "Sin City", and oh what a sinner he was.  The booze, gambling, strippers, life is good. Never hit that Mega-Bucks slot grand prize, so no hookers on this trip. One thing "The Greek" realized is that he "might" not be ready to handicap sports games at the national level.  He "might" of had his ass handed to him when gambling on basketball games.  Overall thanks to good ol' blackjack and roulette, "The Greek" was able to break even and enjoy his vacation. Couple of experiences that need to be shared with everyone. First of all, "The Greek" did something he never thought he would do....The Richard Petty Driving Experience. This is NASCAR we are talking about here. You know, the sport that requires you to have a junior high degree, teeth missing, and over half a can of skoal in your lower lip (see my roommate for visual). You know rednecks, or in our little Chuckie's case, a psuedo redneck. JOJO would prefer to watch paint dry or grass grow then watch NASCAR, but to ride in the car, now that is a different story. JOJO's bro was actually driving the car while JO was in the back (See $$$ problems). Even sitting in the backseat, JOJO had an unbelievable experience, I really don't think there could be a greater rush to have that I have experienced. It was a great time, but please let me reinterate that "The Greek" will not start handicapping NASCAR, because it really sucks to watch. Secondly, the two words everyone must experience while in Vegas...Olympic Gardens. No this is not a botanical garden at Ceasar's Palace, the scenery is far better. The reason I bring this up is because I have concluded that all women should treat men like I was treated at the OG. All the women right now are saying now, "yeh, and that's why your not married you son of a bitch.", but please let me explain. While I was there, I had beautiful women bringing me drinks, walking around in lingerie (sometimes) and "sitting" on my lap. Not only that, but "my future wife" was walking around in her lingerie (again, sometimes) with her friends, and my friends just sat there and watched. Also, "my future wife" sometimes made out with my friend's "future wife", it was a sight to behold.  Without sounding too shovenistic, the reason why I say all women should be like this towards their man is because of one simple reason. The woman gets paid to go "shopping"!! If I give my "future wife" $20 to "sit" on my lap for a song or two, she is happy that she is able to purchase something with that money, and I think it goes without saying that I am happy. So as a plea to all women out there, don't you want to make additional income that also makes your husband happy??? I thought so. But please don't forget to bring him his drinks. In regards to the Sweet 16. "The Greek" placed $30 on a team that he hates more than Clif Brown himself, Kansas Gayhawks. The Gayhawks are a 15 to 1 "long shot" bet to win it all, after the Sweet 16 was set. The predictions stay the same. I think it is safe to say Michigan State will now come out of the South, but the winner is still Arizona. "The Greek" has spoken.
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