4.2.01
Well, "The Greek" has finally sobered up from his Vegas trip and is ready for his Denver trip next week.
Unfortunately when Gemini are out in Denver, (that's Jim and I) Gay Charlie will be there as well.
Enough about that, "The Greek" has two predictions for today.
First of all, the NCAA championship. The Blue Fags vs the Wildfags. As you can see I do not like
either team. Honestly, I wasn't even going to watch that much of the game, but a Wildfag fan at work
was talking a little too much smack. The obvious solution, "The Greek" bets a half gallon of jack on the
game. So to make a prediction, I will have to say the Blue Fags will win this game because of three
reasons.
The first reason is the Blue Fags one, two punch of Jason Williams and Shane Fattier. J-Will is one of
my favorite players to watch, Fattier is not. Yes I respect prune head, but I hate that he gets "Jordan
Rules" from the refs, when he has not deserved this privilege. Anyway, they will dominate this game.
Two, Boozer and Fattier will solidify the inside enough to make this a perimeter game. Duke will win
this. And finally, the obvious Missouri factor. It is a proven fact that Missouri has directly or indirectly
affected 95% of the outcomes determining the national champion in any sport. (See Tyus Edney, Matt
Davidson's foot catch, CU's 5th down.) Duke played MU, Duke wins, MU second best team in
country. Final score Duke 91 'Zona 87!!
Now we all know that everyone has been checking John's website daily to look for "The Greek's"
baseball predictions. These predictions are very privileged, be honored. Please do not place too much
money on the division and league winners, you will lower the odds for the others.
AL West-Oakland A's
A-Rod, Andres, etc. going to Texas will do absolutely nothing for the Rangers. See starting rotation.
AL Central-Chicago White Sox
I like what I saw last year. Indians are aging. Royals are my wild card team. Thank you for the surgery
Nomar.
AL East-Yankees
I will not waste my time with this one.
AL Wild Card-Royals
You have too be a little different, why not take the shot. Red Sox will win one of every five played, (see
Pedro) that should give the Royals enough of a head start for when Nomar returns.
NL West-San Fran Giants
I am a huge Dusty Baker fan, until he proves me wrong. Colorado can't buy a championship, see
Orioles, not Marlins.
NL Central-Cardinals
Best team, no question. Who ever kidnapped Ankiel and replaced him with Wolhers, that shit's not
funny.
NL East-Atlanta Braves
See Yankees. Hate them both, who else is in this division.
Wild Card-Astros
Best turn around of the year, Dirker coach of the year, reversing the worst turn around of a year ago.
Playoffs
AL:
Yanks over Royals
A's over White Sox
ALCS: A's over Yanks (This is not a misprint. This is the only thing I have been wrong about the last
four years. Against my religion to pick Yanks to win.)
NL:
Cards over Giants
Braves over Astros
NLCS: Cards over Braves (See asswhipping from a year ago.)
World Series: Cards over A's (Assumptions: McGwire healthy, Ankiel returned, Yankees losing, Cards
trade for a 3rd baseman at All-Star break.)
The Greek has spoken!