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Zarathustra 2101 - 9.18.02

 The anniversary of the September 11, 2001 mass murder has passed. For the same reasons Granger
expressed recently on this site, I have forgone any attempt at a commemorative essay or retrospective
analysis. It's been done (and done to death) by people with closer connections to the event (and others
in the media who used the opportunity to move copy), and there's little of substance that I could add.

 But I do want to comment on a news item that caused quite a stir in certain circles and is destined to
become one of the more interesting footnotes in this sad chapter of American history. I am referring to
the winning New York lottery numbers on September 11, 2002, which were, weirdly, 9-1-1.

 I must confess that when NBC's Katie Couric announced this juicy tidbit on the morning of September
12, I was struck by the apparent significance of the winning numbers. How could such a thing be a mere
coincidence? Being a committed skeptic, I promised myself that I would take the whole thing with a
grain of salt until I had a chance to crunch out the odds, but I was sure those odds would be
astronomical.

 Well, apparently my coffee had not kicked in yet, because later that morning on my commute I figured
out the odds in about fourteen seconds ? 1:1000. It works like this: three balls were chosen, each
printed with a number ranging from 0-9. The odds of any given digit appearing on the first draw are
1:10. With me so far? Now, the odds of drawing any particular sequence of digits are 1:(10^n), where
the exponent is the number of digits in the sequence. In this case, the odds are 1:(10^3) or 1:1000.

 The math is simple enough. So simple, in fact, that I was sure I had missed something. 1:1000 is rare
enough to be exceptional, but not nearly so rare as to justify the sense of cosmic mystery I had felt when
Ms. Couric interrupted my shaving routine. A randomly chosen American has about the same lifetime
odds of drowning or dying in a structural fire ? events that are rare enough to be considered tragic and
unexpected when they occur, but which never make the headlines
solely on account of their
improbability
. Shouldn't the denominator be multiplied by 365 or something to account for the
improbability of 9-1-1 being drawn on
that particular day? What about the fact that the drawing was
held in the same state that suffered the most from the terrorist attacks? Shouldn't that be plugged into the
equation?

 Try as I might, I could think of no good reason why those factor would be mathematically significant.
Later, of course, the handicappers and statisticians came out of the woodwork to assure us that the
odds are, in fact, 1:1000, and that the date and location of the drawing don't change the odds one bit,
and that the whole thing was nothing more than an interesting coincidence. The Associated Press noted a
similar occurrence on November 12 of last year, when the numbers 5-8-7 were drawn on the same day
that Flight 587 blew up over Queens.

 By then, however, starry-eyed mystics had already deluged online discussion boards with terabytes of
vague but impressive sounding speculation. New Age gurus pointed to the event as evidence of
synchronicity ? the concept that every apparent coincidence is meaningful. Christians of an apocalyptic
bent claimed the event "proved" the existence of God, and His concern for the victims of this tragedy.
Faced with a signal to noise ratio of at least 1:1000, the job of the skeptic on September 12 was
daunting, and not exactly welcome. Given the choice between an attentive and caring supernatural
agency on the one hand, and cold statistical reality on the other, an incredible number of educated,
otherwise rational people opted for the former.

 Fine. A skeptic can calculate odds, but no amount of number-crunching can conclusively
disprove a
metaphysical hypothesis. And so, for argument's sake, let's assume that the numbers drawn in the
September 11, 2002 New York lottery did indeed have cosmic significance. This leaves us with some
very heavy, still-unanswered questions. For example, if the numbers drawn constituted a message from a
Higher Power, then what exactly was that message? The numbers 9-1-1, by themselves, are not
immediately suggestive of anything other than a phone number or a date on the calendar, which can be
determined from other sources ? such as a phone book or a calendar. Aside from calendrical
significance, what else could have been spelled out in the winning numbers? The information content of a
three-digit bitstream is very low, which restricts the amount of coded content it can carry and leaves the
message open to lots of ambiguity. Why wouldn't God have chosen a higher-bandwidth medium ? like
cable television, for example, or a burning bush? And finally (although many more such questions could
be asked), given that God chose to communicate through a lottery drawing, should fundamentalist
protestant sects reconsider their opposition to gambling on religious grounds?

 Skeptics are often accused of taking morbid pleasure in wrecking cherished popular fantasies, and as
my sarcasm in the previous paragraph ought to make clear, this is true to some extent. We are also
accused of lacking imagination and sensitivity to those aspects of human psychology that cannot be
quantified. Fair enough. But let's give human psychology a closer look for just a moment.

 The human mind has a remarkable capacity for pattern recognition. In his book
Why People Believe
Weird Things
, [note: apparently Zarathustra had imbedded a citation to this book in the original copy of
this article - unfortunately it did not make it through when he transmitted the article to me.  My
apologies. -The CEO] arch-skeptic Michael Shermer speculates ? very reasonably ? that pattern
recognition served our evolutionary ancestors very well. The Australopithecus, for example, who was
able to associate sudden loud noises with imminent danger was more likely to add his pattern recognition
genes to subsequent Australopithecus generations. Of course, not every sudden loud noise is
really
followed by a charging mastodon or a falling boulder. But in an environment where false negatives are
deadly and false positives are largely costless, the evolutionary pressure for the human mind to
overcompensate is unavoidable. As a result, humanity is hardwired to spot images of Jesus in burnt
tortillas and messages from God in lottery drawings.

 Closely associated to the human capacity for recognizing patterns is the human need for comfort in the
face of uncertainty. Viewed objectively, the universe displays precisely the characteristics one would
expect it to possess if it were ruled by nothing more than the laws of physics plus chance. Many
Americans woke up to this sobering truth for the first time on September 11, 2001, after having believed
in a concerned, benevolent deity all their lives. If, one year later, a statistical quirk in a game of chance
helps restore their faith in the moral order of the universe, who am I to criticize?

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