Granger's Mixed Bag


6.11.03

Honda has a new SUV out on the market (calling it new may be a matter of perspective, I just recently noticed it).  
You can
check it out here.  This is how I assume the meeting went at Honda headquarters when they brainstormed on this idea (the
names have been changed to generic American names to protect the imaginary):

Bob, V.P. of Design: There are so many SUV?s on the market already, including our own CR-V ? we need to come up with
one that is distinctive and will set us apart in the market, any ideas?

Fred, Head Designer: I know, let?s make a small, boxy and impractical one.  It will have all the fuel consumption problems
without the benefits of good storage capacity or even good looks.  That?ll set us apart.

Bob: I like the way you?re thinking, but didn?t Pontiac already do that with their Aztec?

Fred: Sort of, but we?ll make it even smaller!

Bob: By God, Fred, that?s exactly what the public wants, let?s do it!

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I recently read about a scary phenomenon that is occurring in Japan these days: online suicide pacts.  That country has to be
the most neurotic in the world.  Their suicide rate per capita is twice that of the United States and now there is this new fad.  
Apparently something like 18 deaths have occurred in Japan from young people meeting online at websites that are designed to
introduce people to each other for the specific purpose of entering into a suicide pact.  It is theorized that people in Japan have
trouble with interpersonal relationships and cannot share personal feelings with each other, so they turn to the faceless
relationships the web offers for release.  This, in connection with the country?s mental health difficulty has combined into this
new fad.  It is really disturbing, but fascinating.  
You can read more about it here.

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Speaking of oriental people,
I was sent this link a couple of days ago.  It leads to some outstanding (read: unintentionally
humorous) music by a woman called Wing.  There are only short clips of her music online, but if you need to take a break and
have a good hearty laugh, I highly recommend checking Wing out.

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Maybe it?s just me, but the whole web language thing is a little annoying.  For example, I can?t stand when people use LOL in
an e-mail or an instant message.  If you are out of the loop, that stands for ?laughing out loud?.  There is a guy I know that
seems to be a relatively intelligent person, but he puts LOL in virtually every message, so I can?t stop imagining the guy
laughing hysterically like a brainless moron all day in front of his computer.  I know that it is supposed to be an indication that
someone is just kidding, in case that can?t be inferred from the text alone, but instead I picture lobotomy patients writing
e-mails.

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So, Hillary Clinton ?wrote? another book (there is a reason I put the word wrote in quotes, check out
Gregg Easterbrooke?s
article here for a full explanation - a little more than halfway through the column - he rants about other things in the article as
well).  Is there really any reason to buy this book other than to read about Clinton?s sexual exploits from Hillary?s perspective?  
Honestly, does anyone give a shit about this woman?s take on the rest of Clinton?s presidency?  Of course not.  The publisher
is even marketing the book like a tell-all from Hillary about what her relationship was like with Clinton and how his sexual
exploits were revealed to her.  This is sensationalism at its worst (best?).  Is this really what we want from our public officials?
 Not to mention the fact that Hillary is making out like a bandit on this deal.  So Clinton gets to blow on his intern?s dress, lie
under oath about it, not really get in trouble for it, then his wife gets elected to the Senate and writes a book about it (while in
office), and they get millions of dollars for it?  Damn, I love this country.

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Speaking of powerful women everyone hates, Martha Stewart was indicted recently (
check out one of my past articles here for
why I can?t stand Stewart).  Now her defense is that the information she hid from the authorities didn?t show any wrongdoing
on her part.  That doesn?t make any sense, whatsoever.  She gets investigated, changes information on her telephone logs
before she gives it to the FBI (or whoever), they find out, but she says that the changed information didn?t prove anything
anyway.  Then why change it (that?s the obvious question, I know)?  Furthermore, it doesn?t matter what the information
was, she lied to the investigators and that is called Obstruction of Justice.  Is there anyone on the planet that thinks this woman
is not crooked?  Please e-mail me your argument in her favor.
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