5.23.03
AND FOR A VERY GOOD REASON?
?For the better part of this century, the nation has been fortunate that
one man's genius has re-created the American way of life in small things
as well as large. In picture essay and cover illustration, he has painted
the portrait of a nation-compiling a remarkably complete record of
America, it's daily work and worship, play and prayer, dreams and
disappointments, aspirations and accomplishments. In so doing, he has
provided millions with inspiration, comfort and the enjoyment of his
work.
Although viewed as the "quintessential American", the humor and pathos
of Rockwell's imagery speaks a language of commonality the world
over. From rites of passage to historic events, a universality of
experience is embodied in Rockwell's works. His genuine love and
understanding of what makes us all human is unrestrained by geographic
boundaries. His singular vision has touched the lives of millions more
around the world whom, while so varied in culture, are yet so similar in
emotions, dreams and foibles.? -
http://www.eegallery.com/artists/bios/roc.html
WRONG ANSWER!!!!!
Norman Rockwell was a fucking pedophile! A dirty, dirty man. Let?s look at the facts: First, this piece of shit bio.
Okay, he?s not a genius, he?s a pedophile genius. He found a way to capture his longing to molest children and convince
people he was the mirror in the face of Americana. While that is genius, it is misplaced at best. Also, what is
nation-compiling? I?m sure whomever wrote this pile of cliché intended it to be read as though there was a comma there ?
And far be it from me to correct someone?s punctuation, but goddamn ? this is Norman ?Father of NAMBLA? Fucking
Rockwell ? show some respect and have somebody proofread your shit!! Also his paintings and illustrations did serve as a
record for America ? AMERICA?S CHILD STALKERS!!!: Its daily work of praying on children, its worship of a little
boy?s body, its ?play? and prayer for more ?play? to come, its dreams of nailing that kid from ?Malcolm in the Middle?, its
disappointment when it finds out the kid has like 14 bodyguards and Michael Jackson can?t even get near him, let alone
some creepy old painter, its ? okay that?s enough of that, I?m getting sick.
Norman Rockwell only catered to the pedophilithic masses, and he should have only appealed to them. He should have
been illustrating your dirty old Uncle?s Christmas cards, not the goddamned Saturday Evening Post.
One of the things that Norman Rockwell was known best for was his work with the Boy Scouts of America. That?s right
? I said Boy Scouts of America, the second most infamous place to get a little boy molested. In fact, I wouldn?t be a bit
surprised if ?ol Norm didn?t do a couple of newsletters for the Catholic Church.
A little known fact about me is that I am an Eagle Scout. I worked my way all the way through the system and it was all I
could do to keep my corn hole in tact. I am not making any allegations that any of the leaders touched me or anything,
because they didn?t ? I could see it in their eyes that they wanted to, but they didn?t. What I am saying is that when you
shove sexually curious pre-teens in a tent and make them spend a week cooking their shit over a fire and sleeping next to
each other, some gay shit is going to happen. In fact, not too long ago, a now openly gay friend of mine spun the tale of
the time he and another guy took turns blowing each other on an outing while I slept in the immediate vicinity. I fought
back the tears and thanked God for making me such a heavy sleeper - I certainly didn't want to wake up to that shit going
on. It made me wonder, though, what else I slept through. Then I thought about that goddamned, piece-of-shit Norman
Rockwell. He is responsible for all of it. You see, Norm had been dead for over 10 years by the time I was a scout, but
his legacy lived on. Images of little boys saluting a flag while the scout leader looked longingly at the kid were burned into
the subconscious of everyone involved. The whole place reeked of inappropriate gifts of candy bars and promises of ?our
little secret?; it was all born out of the pen of Norman Rockwell.
Next time you are at the Old Country Buffet (which is another subject itself); take a quick look at dirty old Norm?s
?genius?. Then ask for the manager and tell them that you can not stand idly by while white trash families and the elderly
stuff their faces beneath images of child pornography. Then alert the FBI. Goddamned John Entwistle is in jail for
?important research? and Norman Rockwell gets the friggin Medal of Freedom. This stupid country?..