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12.12.02

What does it mean when a girl doesn't call you?

I really like this girl, but it's difficult for her to call me.What does it mean when a girl doesn't call you? Is it a bad thing if you're
always the one calling the girl and she never calls you? I always call this one girl, and when we talk, we talk for hours on end and
it seems that we clickk. When I try to reach her and she doesn't pick up, she calls me back right away, and if not within hours,
but she only calls me when I call her. So is this a sign?


Don't read too much into the fact that you are the one that has to call her.  Some girls like to have the guy persue her. Maybe she
isn't allowed (if she is younger) to call the boy, they have to call her. If she is older, maybe she dosn't want to appear desperate or
needy by calling you. She sounds like she enjoys your calls and wants to continue whatever kind of relationship you are having
with her. As long as she isn't short with you or expresses to you that she dosn't want to talk anymore, keep calling. I hope this
helps. If you need anything more, please write again. Good luck and take care. Hoot Hoot


Holy Jesus God!!  Is this guy some kind of psychopath trying to get this chick killed?  Let's take a look at the question: What does
it mean when a girl doesn't call you?  Here are some questions to answer your question: Q: What does it mean when I talk to a
person and they don't respond?  Q:  What does it mean when somebody repeatedly rapes me with a plunger (are they in love with
me?)? Q: What does it mean when the kids at school spit on me?

The answer to all three questions is THAT THEY DO NOT LIKE YOU!!!!

Its obvious that you like her (way, way too much).  You call her and then you talk for hours, right?  Too bad you are telling her
for hours about how you are going to tie her up or some other sick shit.  She's scared that if she hangs up, you will come to her
house and burn her family or something.  When you call she calls back right away?  This is either part of your disgusting fantasy,
or again, she is worried that you are coming over.

The moron advice guy (Hoot hoot!!  What the hell is that?  Must be British or something.)  treats it like no big thing, like he was
calling pizza hut or something.  His advice:  yeah, keep calling the bitch, she's probably just shy. Call her until she overcomes her
shyness and calls you. He might have well have said, "Keep breaking into her room at night and physically forcing yourself on her
until she realizes she likes it."  Let me ask you guys something.  If someone was robbing you and pressing a gun into your skull,
would you be "short" with them?  Would you express that you wish they would quit taking your belongings and hitting you over
the head with the butt of the gun (make sure you're polite, now).

Final score card:  Advice seeker=crazy-gun-toting-stalker.  Advice giver=should be charged with accessory to whatever crime this
guy commits, moron.  Innocent object of Advice Seeker's attention=probably murdered and in this guy's fridge.

Not a pretty picture.

Love (and Hoot Hoot!),

Metten