ADVICE COLUMNS SUCK
	Hey kids.  I was getting sick of the same old stuff.  Love, love, people exploiting their kids, love.  Everybody is stupid.   Time for a change.  I decided to go global this week, so with the help of the translator included on this site, today's subjects are from Korea.  Let's see what kind of quality advice we can find... Week D: The month good Sea, e cci the work which becomes the example bedspread? The as most it loses intimate friend and like throwing away it is visible. Month lake: Anyone of what it knows the bedspread. METTEN: I CAN'T BELIEVE THE NERVE OF THIS GUY.  THIS MAN OBVIOUSLY NEEDS HELP.  HIS JOB IS KILLING HIM AND HE'S AFRAID HE'S GOING TO LOSE INTIMATE FRIENDS IF HE QUITS (OH AND HE'LL BE ARRESTED AND IMPRISONED BY THE GOVERNMENT).  ALL THE ADVICE-GIVER CAN DO IS TELL HIM THAT HIS JOB IS HIS DESTINY AND HE HAS TO STAY.  THE CORRECT ADVICE IS: ANYONE THE BEDSPREAD KNOW THAT THY BEDSPREAD BE MOBILE, B! HERE'S ANOTHER... Week D: The problem ramyon car fortune which is serious sul it tries to receive the ring to it is how? There is a drill possibility to introduce the psychiatry doctor where I know well. Month lake: It knows, it is okay. To be like that there is not also an oneself to my English. It acts more but to who it faces each other the face the for it holds and against my problem it will be able to speak it appears. METTEN:  MAN I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE!!  ADVICE-GIVERS ARE ALL PUSSIES.  THIS GUY HAS A RUN OF THE MILL PROBLEM, HE'S DATING A WOMAN THAT DOESN'T APPROVE OF HIS CAR (THEY MUST BE IN SOUTH KOREA).  HE'S SO WORKED UP THAT HE IS GOING TO SEEK PSYCHIATRIC HELP.  THE WUSS OF AN ADVICE COLUMNIST TELLS HIM TO GO.  YOU DON'T NEED A SHRINK DUDE!  YOU NEED A WOMAN THAT ISN'T SO SHALLOW.  THE CORRECT ADVICE IS:  BEDSPREAD, BEDSPREAD, MONKEY DEMON DUMPHER FRUIT. Love, Metten
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