| Mitchell's Multi-Monthly Meanderings |
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| 11.13.02 Seven parter this week. Thanks to Chandler for his submission. 1. Everybody's in a pissy mood during the winter. Don't talk to me until April. 2. Remember the Snorks? They were on after the Smurfs for a while. 3. Why does Martin Short still get work? 4. The Hello? Hello? answering machine message wasn't funny in 1985. It isn't funny now. 5. I have a suggestion for your article, stop writing it! -Chandler Bowerman, Des Moines, IA. 6. Sorry but I'm not allowed. -My response to Chandler. 7. How to deal with cigarette moochers: Carry two packs. One full, and one with only one smoke. When the mooch approaches you, flash them the inside of the nearly empty pack. They will invariably say Aw, man, I won't take your last one! and move on to their next victim. |
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