Mitchell's Multi-Monthly Meanderings
		1.6.03 THAT'S RIGHT!  An M.M.M.M 2002 year in review!  That rhymes and you know it rhymes, Marge!   Enjoy your month by month breakdown of the year that kind of was. JANUARY: Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's dies, destroying fans' hope for a Strange Brew sequel. February: An ice storm ravages the Kansas City metro area.  Mitchell M Mitchell is the last person in the city to have his power turned back on. March: Hollywood stars such as Wacko Jacko, Liv Tyler, Mickey Rooney and Frank Sinatra attend the much anticipated, 2.7 million dollar, Manhattan wedding between Frodo Baggins and Sam Gamshee. April: Tony Muser, manager of the AAA Kansas City Royals, is fired sending shockwaves through the Pacific Coast League.  Washed up Major Leaguer Tony Pena takes over and leads the Royals to a surprising second place finish in the league batting title! May: It was the end of a beautiful friendship when 97 year old Richard "Rick" Blaine punched out 98 year old Captain Louis Renault after a Bingo dispute. June: In an attempt to raise attendence at Angels games, Micheal Eisner reincarnates Gene Autry into the body of a "Rally" monkey.  The success of the project sent Eisner back into his secret lab, placing goofy goalie Goldberg's spirit into a "Mighty" duck. July: Scientists are unable to explain, as North America is stripped of all colors minus red, white and blue.  It would be October before the continent would see another shade, hot pink. August: Nothing happened in August of 2002. September: America and the world mourn the first anniversary of the events of September, 11 2001.  Conspiracy theorists summise that the events were CGI effects created by the wizards at Industrial Light and Magic. October: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City arrives on shelves.  Protesters are enraged by the games use of pastel colors. November: President George "Palpatine" Bush dissolves the the Imperial Senate.  Fear will keep the local systems in line.  Fear of the Saddam Hussein. December: Joe Strummer dies, making The Clash the final '70's punk band to suffer a "tragic" death. Stay tuned in January for my response to my friend Troy's random rantings.
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