Mitchell's Multi-Monthly Meanderings
		1.16.03 Today we begin a multi-part series featuring my friend Troy's 62 part submission.   Part One: Internet Cigarettes and Military Manure. a submission?  what are the parameters? NO PARAMATERS do i use a nom de plume?  ou est mon porte des clefs? YOU DIDN?T CHOOSE ONE SO? can i write about under performing basketplayers/rapists who get to go to school for free? YES why am i mr. sparkle? YOU ARE NOT.  HAVE YOU LOOKED AT GRANGER?S CARTOON OF HOMER? what about a haiku using only one word?  what if that word were boombastic? I?LL SHARE MY DICTIONARY WITH YOU WHEN ALL THE BECAUSE I CAN READERS CHIP IN FOR MINE. why is it so hard to type with a smoke between your fingers? STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH FOOL. do you think rjr is working on that problem? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TROY? why do sportswriters in des moines now have an isu bias? FUCK DES MOINES! do sportswriters in kc have a mo or ks bias? KANSAS STATE IN THE FALL, KANSAS IN THE WINTER. why is it hard for fat, mean people to get laid? FIND ANOTHER FAT, MEAN PERSON. why do people think its okay to lose your rechargeable batteries and replace them with off the shelf rayovacs? IT IS OKAY. do think you won't notice? YOU WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL I DID TROY. why can't the cable company charge me for half of the cable bill and then just turn it off in my roommates room when he doesn't pay? I?VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THE CABLE COMPANY SHOULD OFFER A LA CARTE CHANNELS SO I DON?T HAVE TO PAY FOR HGTV, DIY & OTHER CRAP.  MAYBE WE COULD SENTD A JOINT PETITION. why would a piece of shit running back like johnson have been in competition for the top player of the year award when he racked up his yards against sub par performers in the second half? ITS CALLED THE HEISMAN TROPHY. does proper planning always prevent piss poor performance? NO, THE MARINES ARE A STINKING PILE OF HORSESHIT.
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