Mitchell's Multi-Monthly Meanderings
Top Ten Things we learned from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.

1. Take off your dirty street shoes when you come in the house you dirty bastard!

2. Lou Ferrigno can't speak english.  Who knew?

3. Captain Kangaroo was a hack.

4. Eddie Murphy is funny.

5. Jazz is the worlds greatest music.

6. Ceramic faced puppets and autonomous trollies scare young Mitchells

7. English (sorta)
"I came to US without knowing any English. "Mr. Roegers" was my teacher. I watched dayly every
show."
                             -Father George D. Gage
                            Quote from USAToday.com's message boards.

8. Sweaters are warm and fuzzy.

9. Cancer is bad.

10. Its such a good feeling to know you're alive.

God, that was sad.  How will I react when Jim H.....    I gotta go spend some time in the fetal position
now.
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