Mitchell's Multi-Monthly Meanderings
		7.11.03 Begin Transmission 1.      I feel more uncomfortable having my name on the government?s do not call list than I do being on the telemarketer?s do call list. 2.      A Salesman from Aflac told me his accident plan was  perfect for guys like me, who play a lot of sports. 3.      There?s a pest control company in Norman, OK called Aardvark Pest Control.  I can't tell if they metaphorically get rid of termites, or literally get rid of aardvarks. 4.      Growing up in Des Moines, I never understood the sexual innuendo in the name Tasty Tacos. 5.      The words ?I fucking hate The Beach Boys? and ?Brian Wilson is a genius? can co-exist. 6.      I left a message for my friend in 1999 and he still hasn?t returned it.  I?d call him back but I don?t want to seem needy. 7.      In June, Gregory Peck died, AFI named Atticus Finch the number one film hero of all time, and the video of ?To Kill a Mockingbird? (which was released on DVD in January, 2002!) was the number one seller on DVD & VHS.  Hmmmmm... 8.      T3 = Best?Terminator?Ever!!!! End Transmission
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