7.23.03
MMMM?s First Annual Formerly Famous List
Nothing annoys me more than former celebrities who think they are still famous. Some celebrities
withdraw gracefully from the public eye, retiring with their millions to their mansions. Too many others,
though, hang on too long, until we are sick of their ugly mugs. From this point forward, MMMM will
create and maintain a running list of celebs who are hereby deemed unworthy of our time and ordered to
turn in their rock star cards.
NAME FORMER STATUS CURRENT STATUS
Michael Jackson King of Pop King of Ped
Bruce Willis Yippee Ki Yay Mother Baby Mother Kutcher
Fucker Fucker
Jack Nicholson Crazy Young Men Crazy Old Man
Eminem My Name Is? White Rapper!
Kevin Costner Crash Davis Dances with Wolves II:
The Wrath of Kahn
Vanessa Williams Miss Nude America Rick Fox?s Errand Girl
Kevin Smith Jersey ?Trilogy? Jersey J-Lo
Tom Green Teet Sucker Johnny Carson II:
The Wrath of Kahn
Adam Sandler More Popular than Punch Drunk Love
Monty Burns
Lars Ulrich Napster Suer Career Sewer
That?ll have to do for now. Help me keep the running list up to date by emailing your submissions to
Mitchell@thegogs.net