Mitchell's Multi-Monthly Meanderings
9.12.03

Reno 911 is funnie!

Have you seen it!!!  Cuz the Cops are stupid   The best one is Dangel is the guy from the State.  He?s Gay!  
but you don?t know it.  Then its wygel cause she?s from the state two and the squirlly guy with the dog.  I
don?t know the name.

The other guys aren?t from the State but I wanna dip my balls in it was in there and the other guy was a
sexual prededer.  As Cameros.

Cementine and Rayeeshia all like jones and even Dangel cause hes gay!  It was grate wen he got suspended
and he brawt him a bear!  Fag!  And last his partner is Garseea and hes a rasist.  How can you be a rasist
when your Mexican?  Ha ha!

Holly Berry is a pollok and Jewish, so she can?t steal a VCR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This one time Jones punched out Garseea and had o go to dubble secrit probashun.  But they didn?t show it I
wish they wooda shown it.  But Jones Was flirting with the mom and her dotter, and the cheerleeding teem
and the teacher!  And then he did it with cementine but not rayeeshia!  They are both not hot, all three chicks!

Last night Cementine got married and her husband is a drunk and next week they get divorced!  Its on before
or after South park.
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