Mitchell's Multi-Monthly Meanderings
	Tribute to John(ny) Ritter(Cash) 9.17.03 I freaking hate it when celebrities die.  Well, when they?re celebrities that I enjoyed anyway.  Friday, we lost two.  This sucks!  First Shemp Howard, now The Man in Black and Jack the Tripper.  Who?s next?  Kenny Baker?!?!?  So, in keeping with the format of this column here are the top ten things we learned from these two. 1.  Life ain?t easy for a boy name ?Sue.? 2.  Pretending to be gay is a good way to score with two chicks at the same time! 3.  Rick Ruben is only 99% evil. 4.  Having the American public think you ARE gay is a good way to score a role in a Billy Bob Thornton flick 5.  American Geography can be fun! 6.  Bad Santa?s gonna suck! 7.  Country music is only 99% evil. 8.  Smart, brunette, geek girls are just as sexy as tall, busty bimbos. 9.  Heart disease/complications from diabetes resulting in respiratory failure are bad. 10.  Come and knock on our door, we?ll be waiting for you?alright I?m stretching to reach ten. And that?s that.  I?m going to work on a machine that will keep celebs from dying.  Anyone know Ted Williams? son?s phone number?
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