October 22, 2003
Formerly Famous #2!!!
Welcome to Volume Two of the First Annual Formerly Famous List. Huh? This time I was able to
pull nine, count ?em nine names out of only four recent releases! Kill Bill, Intolerable Cruelty, The
Rundown and that terrible movie Han Solo was in this summer. Worst movie year ever! Good for
me!!!
NAME FORMER STATUS CURRENT STATUS
Stiffler Stiffler Stiffler
The Rock Bad Ass Bad Actor
Chris Walken The Continental Wrong Continent
Harrison Ford ?I didn?t kill my wife!? ?I don?t care!?
Catherine Zeta-Jones Tom Crown Old Balls
George Clooney Odysseus Oedipus
Billy Bob Thornton Cracker-Ass Cracker
Quentin Tarantino Poignant Violence Pointless Violence
Uma Thurman Hottie Thin Crackwhore Thin