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October 22, 2003

Formerly Famous #2!!!


Welcome to Volume Two of the First Annual Formerly Famous List.  Huh?  This time I was able to
pull nine, count ?em nine names out of only four recent releases!  Kill Bill, Intolerable Cruelty, The
Rundown and that terrible movie Han Solo was in this summer.  Worst movie year ever!  Good for
me!!!


NAME                         FORMER STATUS                             CURRENT STATUS

Stiffler                          Stiffler                                                  Stiffler

The Rock                     Bad Ass                                               Bad Actor

Chris Walken               The Continental                                    Wrong Continent

Harrison Ford               ?I didn?t kill my wife!?                          ?I don?t care!?

Catherine Zeta-Jones    Tom Crown                                         Old Balls

George Clooney           Odysseus                                             Oedipus

Billy Bob Thornton       Cracker-Ass                                        Cracker

Quentin Tarantino         Poignant Violence                                 Pointless Violence

Uma Thurman               Hottie Thin                                           Crackwhore Thin