Mitchell's Multi-Monthly Meanderings
	12.6.03 Here?s a quickie for ya before the big holiday and year in review issues. 1.  Remember that episode of Webster when he entered the photography competition but the art teacher stole Webster?s photo and entered it in the competition as his own? 2.  I want a pet spider so I can name it Webster. 3.  I had the strangest song in my head the other day.  It was a combination of ?Rock On? and ?Fuck with Dre Day? sung to the tune of ?Bennie and the Jets!?  Like to hear it?  Here it goes! ?Hey kids Rock ?n? Roll It seems like you?re good for makin jokes about your jimmy But here?s a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like... B-b-b Bennie and the Jets? 4.  I?ve never understood Steve Harvey.  He?s not funny, and he?s not black.  Why was he born again? 5.  I should go see The Matrix: Revolutions.  As many people as there are that hate that movie, I?m sure to love it! 6.  The Royals will miss Raul Ibanez more than they can possibly imagine.  The Mariners won?t even appreciate him. 7.  I don?t like this A-Rod/Nomar business.  I mean, the one good thing about A-Rod?s contract, was that it was 10 years long, and no one would want to take it on. 8.  I?m staying spoiler free ?till Episode III, but I really want to know how they?re going to explain Qui-Gon?s voice in Ep. II if Liam Neeson isn?t involved in Ep. III. 9.  I think when Arnold isn?t re-elected, he should hire me to run the next campaign.  I?ve got a great slogan he can use.
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